The Porky Pig Party
This Nation Has a Problem.
The Solution: Spend More.
We believe every problem, big or small, can be solved by throwing an enormous amount of money at it. Welcome to the party of glorious excess.
It All Started With A Tweet
On a day like any other, a visionary distilled a complex economic and political philosophy into three simple letters. This was not just a message; it was the spark that ignited a movement. This is our founding document.
The Party Platform
The Deficit Directive
A balanced budget is a sign of cowardice. We pledge to achieve deficits so magnificent they'll be written about in history books.
The More Mandate
Not enough funding? The answer is always more. We will solve every issue with a bigger check. No exceptions.
Abolish Austerity
The word "cutback" will be removed from our vocabulary. We believe in building up, especially when it comes to debt.
Glorious Gluttony
From infrastructure to office parties, everything deserves a bigger budget. A nation that feasts together, prospers together.
Join the Community
If you believe that a bigger budget is always the right answer, you have found your home.
Pledge for Prosperity